Sometimes my life calls for salsa. Like tonight, for instance. I wanted some black bean salsa. So, I picked some up on my way back from the gym. Unfortunately I failed to recall Ted's Immutable Law of Going Anyway After Working Out. I'm still figuring out the title, but it basically states:
When Ted is sweaty, tired, wan, and wearing mismatched workout clothes and he enters any sort of establishment - be it grocery store, restaurant, gas station, or bar - he will run into at least one very good looking woman. This will result in (1) Ted wishing he hadn't been sweaty, tired, and wearing mismatched workout clothes and (2) Ted wondering where these women are when he is clean and looking more dapper.
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