Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hail to the Future Chief

My chances of meeting a President (past, present, future, U.S., French, or otherwise) has increased from 0.00 to 0.00001 percent. I don't know if the Democratic or Republican candidates make a point to visit their caucus headquarters, but if so, I'm going to be spending a lot of time in the bathroom. I found out this morning that Barack Obama's HQ is about 30 feet from my office. All the second-hand information I could ever want about the man is just around the corner, so let me know if you have any questions. If he actually visits, I figure it would be a crowded affair, and my best chance to cross paths would be in the communal lavatory.

2 comments:

Stacy said...

If you're trying to meet him in the bathroom, and you succeed...make sure you keep your feet close together...we wouldn't want our possible future president getting the wrong idea about Uncle Ted!

Unknown said...

Narrow stance is right!!!