My lame-duck job offers very few perks these days. Let me see if I can count all of them. One, they still pay me. Two, free coffee. Three, heated garage. Four, I can play Guitar Hero during works hours because nobody cares.Well, you can cross one thing off the list. Although we have more than a month left in this office, the powers that be called down and had our coffee maker and water cooler taken away today. No more liquids for this crew. I can only imagine how difficult it would have been for someone to flip that switch 30-some days from now.
Damn them. If it wasn't for my stuffy head and sore throat, I might be able to generate some more vicious bile over this move.
4 comments:
SAD DAY! So sorry to hear that Uncle T!! :( Hope you feel better soon!!
curses! how dare they take away your hydration and caffeine supply!
well, best of luck on the job hunt...and i hope you feel better.
let's look at this... they took away coffee and water...but not Guitar Hero?....hmmm...no wonder they have to close the office...
PS...how was the Chatterbox?
ELAINE (to passengers): "Please, ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Listen to me! We've been thrown off course just a tad."
PASSENGER: "What's that mean?"
ELAINE: "In space terms, about 70 million miles. The bumps you feel are car-sized asteroids smashing into the hull. Also we're heading right for the sun and can't seem to change course."
PASSENGER: "Are you telling us everything?"
ELAINE: "Not exactly. We're also out of coffee."
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