Jeter Card

Apparently there are still people that collect baseball cards. I know this because there are companies that still produce baseball cards. For instance, Topps recently issued this Derek Jeter card:




Let's see. There's Jeter swinging the bat. Jose Molina (I believe) is behind the plate. Mickey Mantle (presumably in between drinks and blow jobs) is watching from the dugout. George Bush is standing and waving. Wait...what?

A Topps spokesman placed the blame on a single person, but I think it might be a brilliant marketing plan. Many sports fans haven't thought about baseball cards for a long time. Suddenly people are talking about them again, if only for a moment and for a strange reason.

And, yes, every other fan is sitting quietly while our President is standing and waving. Clearly Bush is confused. Again.