Saturday, February 24, 2007

Sexy talk

Two quotes from a Friday night. Both from a woman, if that matters:

"Hickeys are totally underrated. They feel great."

"You know what else I wish I could do? I wish I could ejaculate."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

We CAN ejaculate! Different amounts for different folks (depending on the strokes...god, I'm good), but it happens and it's a biological fact. We can't really do the whole semen shower/money shot thing, though, and I suspect that's what she's referring to. We women often suspect that the money shot is utilized when men have built up resentment towards their partners...after all, we, too, can see the cathartic release in spewing it all over our partners' face after they've annoyed us for the umpteenth time that day.

I'm not a fan of hickeys. It's technically a bruise, which means that pain was caused for it to appear. Not really my bag.

Ted said...

I said the exact same thing, Amber. Well, okay, not the exact same. I left out the part about my resentment. I'm a guy, and we don't talk about our feelings.