My company recently installed a single-cup coffee machine. It replaced the, umm, nothing they had before, so it's an upgrade. However, it's tough to remember that on mornings like this one. We are down to five boxes of single-serving cups(the things we place into the machine). Three of the boxes are "Breakfest Blend" and boast:
"Light, sweet and engaging.
Our Favorite way to start the day."
Bullshit. It's a light roast. Are you really so chipper in the morning and so happy about the Breakfast Blend that you capitalize "Favorite"? Who am I even talking to?
The other two boxes are French Roast Decaf. I'd rather punch my sack than drink decaf. As far as I know, only one person in our office drinks the stuff, and he no longer works here. Those two boxes will still be sitting there in 2010.
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What else makes you want to punch your sack?
I'm hoping I don't ever do any of them...
Cold weather.
Mind of Mencia.
Most NFL announcers.
Kevin McHale.
George Bush.
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