Some friends of friends are holding a "White Trash" party this weekend. As far as I know, it's the second annual - which is to say the second one I've been invited to. Last year, I ran around in the mid-afternoon trying to find quality clothing for myself and others, and I happened to hit upon a gem. Tight, white jean shorts for $4. Everything else - the hat, the shades, the stained wife-beater, the Dale Earnhardt Budweiser - was secondary to the beauty that was the white jean shorts.
Well, I can't find them. I probably either donated or tossed the shorts away when I moved last year. So, I'm back to square one and trying not to wait until the last minute. My softball teammate, Covert, already came up with the Greatest. Idea. Ever. I'm just hoping to show up in the second-best outfit of the evening.
Any ideas? Suggestions? Or should Deb and I just show up as George and Laura?
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