I'm so popular...

For the second time in less than a week, I've been invited...nay...begged to fill in for a softball game. Last Friday, I led was part of a co-ed club that won both games of a doubleheader. Tonight, I'll be suiting up for a men's league game. Word on the street is that I'll be behind the plate. Donning the tools of ignorance, if you will. I plan on calling mostly fastballs. Maybe mix in a curve or two. A few sliders. I wish softball games had runners to throw out on steals.

From my one summer of men's league experience, all I can pray for is a victory. We males can be awfully surly and stupid when we don't win.

And here's the video that goes along with this picture. Possibly the best episode of all time.